Aliens

Why did they leave home
I don't care!
For fame, fortune or fun
Who cares?

In this new land, they settled by
Adopt the culture, they would not abide
'Unite!' they say, 'Don't lose our identity!'
What identity?

Years go by, the media highlights
News abuzz in their homeland
'Maintain our identity' their echoed cries
Rings clear in the ears of the next generation

Why the divide, why polarization?
Blame it on religion, the media, urbanization
Hold on proudly to your culture
Lend a hand to cement this divide.

Revoked

I try with all my will and might
Abandon what I started right
Turning my back on life's assurances
Revoking all my past pleasures

Life is easy, Life is kind
It becomes boring
This smooth life of mine

I threw a stone to see how far
A ripple forming would take its course
I neither regret nor am subdued
This constant bore of an idle life.

Wonderful memories of my birthday, March 2007

The naughty, up-to-no good friends of mine plotted, planned and schemed and bought me this chocolate cake with so many candles I needed a fire extinguisher. Well, all I can say is, I was speechless. Just love them so much :)

Moot Competition, Dec 2006

The moots were a great experience for me, for the second time in a row, my counsel was Dominic Chew, a handsome young man with a penchant for making numerous phone calls in a single day.

We made it to the semi-finals and wow.. it was blast! I lost much spit.

The winning shot that raised the number of hits on my Friendster account!

This beautiful lady with the caption: "Hello there!!"

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other

A woman's prayer

Now I lay me

Down to sleep

I pray the Lord

My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles

Please no bags

And please lift my butt

Before it sags.

Please no age spots

Please no gray

And as for my belly

Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy

Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Amen.